The "No" Show

“The ‘No’ Show” features Dana Daniels portraying a clueless theatre janitor who is drafted into the show to cover for the missing performers.  As pianist and master of ceremonies Richard Allen opens the show with a lively ragtime tune, Dana anxiously informs him that none of the acts have shown up.  In a desperate need to “save the show,” he convinces Daniels to perform all the acts, including “Waldo the Magnificent,” whose every trick goes awry and “Francois the French Juggler, who juggles a bowling ball with just about anything borrowed from the audience.  Daniels closes the show by bringing out “Luigi the Psychic Parrot in a Banana Tree,” attempting to prove to the audience that his little green friend is truly clairvoyant.  Together, they perform such miracles as reading the mind of a person on a cell phone and turning an audience member’s $100 bill into bird seed. “There is…